Our story

We Built This Business for Contractors Like Your Family

25 years serving Texas construction crews — because we know firsthand what it costs when your team doesn't look the part.

I come from a family of contractors. I grew up watching my family members show up to jobs every day — skilled, hardworking, and proud of what they built. But I also watched what happened when they didn't look professional. Clients who hadn't met them yet would size up the crew before a single word was spoken. Bids were lost. Respect was withheld. And it had nothing to do with the quality of their work.

"The work was never the problem. The first impression was."

When I started Psychic Chimp T-Shirts in Dallas over 25 years ago, I noticed something that bothered me: contractors were being treated as an afterthought by the decorated apparel industry. General print shops didn't understand the trades. They didn't know what a foreman needs on a hot Texas jobsite, what fabric holds up in the field, or why a GC walking a site cares how your crew is dressed. They treated every customer the same — and contractors paid the price for it.

So we built something different. We made a decision early on that we would only work with contractors. Not schools, not restaurants, not corporate offices. Contractors. That focus changed everything — how we source garments, how we advise on decoration methods, how we handle reorders, and how fast we move.

Today, our small team has outfitted over 500 Texas contractors across every trade — plumbers, electricians, roofers, framers, general contractors, and everything in between. We serve crews from Dallas to Houston, San Antonio to Amarillo. Every order we ship represents a contractor who's going to walk onto a jobsite and look like the professional they are.

That still matters to us. Every single order.

What we stand for

How we operate

Contractors only

Every decision we make is built around what contractors need — the garments, decoration methods, and turnarounds that fit your operation.

Fast and reliable

Most orders ship in 1–2 weeks. When we say that, we mean it. Your crew can't wait, and we don't make them.

No surprises

You see a digital proof before anything is printed. You know the price before you commit. No hidden fees.

Built for reorders

We keep your artwork on file indefinitely. Reorders take minutes — not days of starting from scratch with a new vendor.

By the numbers

25 years of outfitting Texas contractors

25+
Years in business, Dallas TX
500+
Texas contractors served
1–2 wk
Typical order turnaround
100%
Contractor-focused — all trades, all of Texas

What contractors say

Trusted across Texas

"We needed branded uniforms fast, and Psychic Chimp delivered. The screen printing was crisp, and the material is durable — perfect for our field team."

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Frank B.
Business Owner · Barron Construction

"Psychic Chimp transformed our company's image. The custom embroidery on our gear is top-notch, and our team looks more professional than ever."

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Robin F.
HR Manager · Wehner Multifamily

"Excellent customer service and amazing quality. Our employees love the fit and feel of their new uniforms, and clients have taken notice."

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Willie P.
Business Owner · Aztec Plumbing

Ready to work with a team that actually understands your trade?

Order now and your crew will be looking sharp on the job site in 1–2 weeks. No back-and-forth, no surprises.

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